The New York Daily News talked to James Franco about the alleged stolen, uncredited t-shirt design he wears in Pineapple Express. A Brooklyn t-shirt marker called WOWCH claims the concept art of a shark eating a kitten was originally one of their designs created in 2005. Franco calls the allegations ridiculous and says it was an original design by the director, David Gordon Green.

“What? That’s ridiculous,” Franco exclaimed. “We completely created that shirt and that shark. David wanted me to wear a purple Monterey Bay T-shirt with a whale on it. I said I wasn’t into the whale shirt, so he came up with his own design, which was the shark.”

Then in the middle of the interview he gets hit on by a couple of girls who I assume would blow him right then and there if it wasn’t for the fact they were wearing heels and much too tight skirts.

Girl: You look familiar.

Franco: I dunno. Have we met?

Girl: I saw you on screen an hour ago.

Franco: On the street?

Girl: No! On the movie screen! You were in the movie we just saw!

Girl 2: I loved it. I’m [Name redacted].

Girl: I’m [Name redacted]. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Franco: Hi. I’m James.

Girl 2: Where are you from?

Franco: Well I’m moving here to New York City very soon …

Publicist (interrupting): You know girls, this is the Daily News right here …

Daily News: Give me two seconds, and then you can tell him everything that you ever wanted to.

Girl (grinning widely): Like all my favorite sexual positions?

Franco (turns to the Daily News and smirks): I’ll borrow your tape recorder for that!

James Franco may be a rich, successful actor and have women constantly throwing themselves at him, but I eat beans straight from the can. Top that, James “I’m so handsome” Franco.

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This is Lily Allen’s nipple. Just dropping in to say “Hi!” Hi! Ok, bye. Larger uncensored version here.

Splash News says Lily was getting out of her BMW outside of her boyfriend, Ed Simmon’s, house and that she laughed it off and gave the paparazzi the finger. Awesome. I wish more women would be this nonchalant. Usually it’s all slaps in the face, a restraining order and confiscation of my 400mm lens. Whatever. If they didn’t want to be photographed naked, they wouldn’t undress half a mile from me in their house with the lights off and curtains halfway closed.

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Joanna Krupa is in the September issue of the German Maxim and she’s topless. Again. These are from a photo shoot she did for her topless calendar.

Victoria’s Secret should have a clause in their contract that forces their models to do more topless shoots. Don’t ask me how that’s supposed to sell bras. That’s marketing’s department.

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As a result of his July 28th accident which injured his hand, Shia LaBeouf may have to amputate his pinkie on his left hand.

“Shia called producers yesterday and told them,” the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. “It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.”

There are a few reasons not to believe this. For one, this won’t throw the Transformers movie into turmoil. There’s not going to be pinkie sex or any closeup of his pinkie. That would just be stupid.

Second, we aren’t in the 1700’s where they chop limbs off for no reason. We can clone sheep and dogs, grow viable human ears on the back of mice and perform double arm transplants. Shia should get a second opinion. Just because a guy wears a white coat and stethoscope doesn’t mean he’s a doctor. I learned that the hard way. Word of advice. When a “doctor” cups your balls for six minutes and juggles them around checking for “cancer”, you may want to be a little suspicious. My other doctor tells me he should be doing it for only five minutes.

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So there’s a lot of speculation about Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.

However, with positive feedback, comes negative feedback.  So Meyer fans, and haters are you ready for Midnight Sun? It’s Edwards’s version of the Twilight saga.   Most of you hardcore readers have been engulfed in the saga to only know Bella’s and just recently Jacob’s perspecitives of the way things are.   But we never really understood the way Edward saw things.

 Midnight Sun is Stephenie’s next project. What are we to expect?  In the beginning of Twilight, Bella didn’t know Edward, so what will Edward’s story be like?  Another thing to look forward to is the part where Edwards acted like he hated Bella.  I am way excitied to read his thoughts about his first encounters with Bella.  I agree with other critics, his first day at Forks High School would be much more interesting then Bella’s.

So you know what guys, lets cut the bullshit- Why don’t I just let you read Midnight Sun chapter one. Click here . Post your thoughts, I’d really love that.

Seven months ago, Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose. I don’t know what investigators have been doing since then, but on Wednesday, his case was officially closed. Prosecutors have decided not to look into how Heath got his hands on the illegal painkillers that caused his death.

The decision comes after recent reports that actress Mary-Kate Olsen was demanding immunity before answering questions about the startling death of her close friend and his drug use. Authorities say she was the first person called by a masseuse who found the 28-year-old “Dark Knight” actor’s lifeless body in his Manhattan apartment.

The DEA had obtained a subpoena that could have forced Olsen if she continued to hold out. But the subpoena, issued in April, is no longer valid because it was contingent upon prosecutors pursuing the case, the official said Wednesday. The official added that the case could still be revived if evidence of a crime emerges.

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